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Striptease.

March 28, 2007 9 comments

Ech fannen Röntgenbiller einfach emmer rem faszinant. Och wann ech nach emmer net wees, firwat ech main lenksen Fouss zenter enger Woch wéi hunn … mee bon, villäicht wees mäin Dokter jo muer eppes gescheits z’erzielen.

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Categories: Näischt, Photographie

Faulheet.

March 28, 2007 8 comments

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As soon as he died, Juan found himself in a very beautiful place, surrounded by the comfort and beauty that he had dreamt of. A person dressed in white came up: ‘you have the right to whatever you want: any food, pleasure, fun”, he said.

Delighted, Juan did everything he had dreamt of during life. After many years of pleasures, he looked for the person in white: “I’ve already done everything I wanted to”, he said. “Now I need some work, to feel useful”.

“I’m very sorry”, said the person in white, “but this is the only thing that I cannot get for you. Here there is no work”.

“To spend eternity dying of tedium? I would prefer a thousand times to be in hell!”

The person in white came up, and said in a low voice: “Where do you think you are?”

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Categories: Uncategorized

Ruf. Mich. An.

March 28, 2007 6 comments

Hat lo grad an enger franséischer ‘Elle’ an der Salle d’Attente vun mengem Dokter gebliedert an ech hunn festgestallt, dass waat an den Männerzeitungen d’Sextelefonsreklammen sinn, daat sinn an den Fraenzeitungen d’Hellseherinnenreklammen.

Wat eis dat wuel seet?

Categories: Fun, Gesellschaft