Houer verklemmten Barbaren.

Net gesinn, mee sou eppes mëcht mech emmer rem rosen:

A horrifying video showing a 17-year-old Kurdish girl being stoned to death for having a relationship with a Sunni Muslim boy has made its way onto the Web, drawing outrage and condemnation from international human rights groups.

The graphic video, posted on YouTube, shows Du’a Khalil Aswad, a member of a minority Kurdish religious group called Yezidi, being stoned and kicked in the streets of Bashika, a predominantly Kurdish town near the norther capital of Mosul.

Ass natiirlech rem extrem, mee kent bestemmt nach vill ze vill oft vir. Den Islam huet villäicht e puer gudd Säiten, mee generell ass en Schrott an nach méi rëckstänneg wie d’Chreschtentum fir e puer 100 Joër. Déi sinn jo all komplett drun well se all Form vun Spaass, speziell Sex an Alkohol, tabuiséieren. Dat muss jo krank man. An sou verzweifelt, dass een sech dann fräiwelleg an d’Luucht sprengt fir endlech an d’Paradies ze kommen, wou een Alkohol drenken därf an 72 Jongfraen op een waarden …

Meng léiw Moslemmen: ENTSPAANT IECH MOL AN GENEISST D’LIEWEN BESSEN! Dann geht et iech och schon besser.

Filmbengel.

Ech krut de Bengel zwar net, mee dann huelen ech mir en einfach, hehe.

Name a movie you have seen more than 10 times.
Eh, keen … Verstinn net, wéi een een Film sou oft kucken kéint.

Name a movie you’ve seen multiple times in the theater.
Ech mengen den E.T. hat ech deemols 2x gesinn. Gouff bestemmt nach deen een oder aneren, deen ech nach eng Kéier kucken woer, well die Persoun mat der ech an de Kino woer deen nach net gesinn haat.

Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see a movie.
Johnny Depp. Jack Gyllenhaal. Ok, dat sinn der zwee, mee bon.

Name an actor who would make you less likely to see a movie.
Nicolas Cage.

Name a movie you can and do quote from.
The Big Lebowski. Space Balls (deen och op däitsch grandios ass).

Name a movie musical in which you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
A soss keng Problemer? Ween kent op sou Froen?

Name a movie you have been known to sing along with.
Rocky Horror Picture Show a bessen?

Name a movie you would recommend everyone see.
Memento.

Name a movie you own.
Donnie Darko.

Name an actor who launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
Brad Pitt.

Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in?
Nee.

Ever made out in a movie?
Natiirlech.

Name a movie you keep meaning to see but you just haven’t gotten around to yet.
History of violence.

Ever walked out of a movie?
Saw. Stinn net op Folter-Schäiss.

Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
Keen.

Popcorn?
Eischter eng Glass oder Kamellen.

How often do you go to the movies?
2x pro Mount?

What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
Curse of the Golden Flower. Déck enttäuscht. Vill manner gudd wéi Hero. An einfach langweileg.

What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
Originell Filmer? Falls dat e Genre ass, haha.

What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
E.T.

What movie do you wish you had never seen?
The Butterfly Effect. Gouffen awer bestemmt nach anerer, déi ech vergiess hunn.

What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
Pi.

What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?
Irgenden Vampirfilm als Kand. Hunn missen mat der Luucht un aschlofen.

What is the funniest film you have ever seen?
Fällt mer keen Top-Kandidat an. Mee Monsters Inc. an Love Actually woren net schlecht.

Fir iwwert d’Bett.

Wier net falsch fir sech dat heiandsdo zu Härz ze huelen …

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Pimp my photo.

Eng cool Method fir Farwkorrekturen resp. -manipulatiounen un sengen Fotoen virzehuelen.

1 + 2 = 3

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Ech hunn dat bei e puer Fotoen ausprobéiert, an dat können saugudd Resultater ginn. Et kann een och zb aal Kodachrome Fotoen benotzen fir Retrofarwen an -kontraster ze kréien.