Erkenntnis ist der erste Schritt …

Vun engem deen bei Microsoft schafft:
My only real complaint is that we OVER DID security. I want a switch that says…..

Use Vista’s Maximum Security (I never would.)
Lighten Up a Bit (You know, turn of UAC and such.)
Make security on this vista box just like Windows XP
Make me a GOD on this box (Super Grand Admin [...]

Prince Charming.

Ah, de gudden alen Prënz Philipp vu Groussbritannien. Emmer ërem dichteg:
To a driving instructor in Scotland: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
To a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: “You look as if you’re ready for bed.”
To a chubby 13-year-old boy at a space [...]