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Prince Charming.

Ah, de gudden alen Prënz Philipp vu Groussbritannien. Emmer ërem dichteg:

To a driving instructor in Scotland: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

To a Nigerian diplomat in traditional Nigerian garb: “You look as if you’re ready for bed.”

To a chubby 13-year-old boy at a space exploration exhibit, pointing to a space capsule: “You’ll have to lose weight if you want to go in that.”

To a smoke-detector activist who lost two of her children in a house fire: “My smoke alarm is a damn nuisance. Every time I run my bath, the steam sets it off and I’ve got firefighters at my door.”

To members of the British Deaf Association, while pointing to a loudspeaker playing Caribbean music: “No wonder you are deaf.”

To a tourist, during a state visit to Hungary: “You can’t have been here long, you’ve not potbelly.”

Speaking to British students studying in China: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”

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