Onan.

December 14, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

Haha, dat Brick Testament ass einfach nëmmen herrlech! Emmer rem. Die Kreativitéit an die Léift zum Detail! An et illustréiert den Nonsense an der Bibel sou gutt. Zum Beispill d’Geschicht vum Er an vum Onan (jo, deen):

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Genesis 38:1
Judah left his brothers to stay with an Adullamite man named Hirah.

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Genesis 38:2
There Judah saw the daughter of a Canaanite man named Shua.

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Genesis 38:2
Judah acquired her as a wife.

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Genesis 38:2
And he had sex with her.

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Genesis 38:3
She became pregnant and had a son. Judah named him Er.

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Genesis 38:6
Judah acquired a wife for his firstborn Er, and her name was Tamar.

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Genesis 38:7
But Judah’s firstborn Er was offensive to Yahweh, and Yahweh killed him.

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Genesis 38:8
Judah said to Onan, ‘Have sex with your brother’s wife, performing the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise offspring for your brother.’

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Genesis 38:9
But knowing that the child would not be his, whenever Onan had sex with his brother’s wife, he would spill his semen on the ground to avoid giving offspring to his brother.

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Genesis 38:10
What he did offended Yahweh, and Yahweh killed him too.

  1. December 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Wéi, daat heescht et waar eigentlech “just” een coitus interuptus oder eng ähnlech Geschicht?

  2. December 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Jop. Et hat guer näischt mat Masturbatioun ze dinn (obwuel d’Resultat natiirlech dat selwecht ass).

    Alt nees en Myth erklärt an widderluegt!😉

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